I’m a humiliated, incompetent person, but I alone can talk to dragons, so I can choose all the SSS skills and loophole items I want to. I’m going to become famous and respected, so, to the people who humiliated me – Go die in a ditch - Chapter 94

Translator: NovelMultiverse | Editor: NovelMultiverse

At night, inside the Parsolon dragon house.

All the dragons of “Dragon First” were gathered and eating meals together.

The one they were eating was not the usual food, but the finest dragon food that just arrived from Santana’s shop, “Cheek Pieces”.

Everyone was eating it – except me and Chris.

I who wasn’t eating was next to Chris, talking with her. 

“Have you never thought about eating?”

“Yes, I never had that feeling at all.”

Chris responded with a smile from her usual “lying down” pose.

She was a phoenix-type, the only one from her type, immortal and an existence of immortality.

Because of this, she was sometimes called “the Child of God.”

Since she was immortal, it was not necessary to eat food and it was not necessary to breed, these were the important characteristics.

Because of that, even then, she was watching over everyone eating with me.

“I see. When I heard it before, I didn’t ask further, but you mean there is no need to eat? Or you can’t eat?”

“I can eat, but I don’t have the digestive system like living things, so I have to let it out as I have eaten it.” 

“As eaten.”

“Yes, swallow after chewing, and let it out as it is – maybe it’s easier to understand to say like vomit coming out of the butt.”

“Oh, oh …”

I could only reply like that.  

Unable to digest at all and the vomit that came out from the mouth, coming out from the butt…

I understood the details from the explanation but I regretted what I had imagined. 

“Wahahaha, for me, compared to food, it would give me energy if you set me on fire.”

“I see.”

Chris’s joke lessened my discomfort.

Well, it was not a joke at all though.

“Anyhow……”

I looked at the food that everyone was eating.

Everyone was eating it quite deliciously.

Even Louise, who always wants to sleep, was eating happily with wide eyes.

“Saying that it’s luxury food is not just for mere show, it seems.”

“Seems like it.”

“Even so, it looks like a human meal or, it’s not that different from a bento.”

I was honestly impressed.

At first, I was having doubts when I heard the word ‘food’, but about half of it had the same appearance as human dishes.

Of course, the size was large.

Think of it like the same type of dish, but four times larger in size.

Honestly, it was more convincing to call it a giant’s meal rather than a dragon’s.

“Papa, eat?”

Rhea flapped and came in front of me and handed out to me something that looked like meat. 

It was a good meat dish that was properly cooked and had “glaze” on it.

“Is it okay for me to eat it?”

“Yes!”

“Thanks.”

“Ehehe…”

I took the meat from Rhea and stroked her head as a thank you in return.

Rhea looked happy.

I put the meat I got in my mouth and chewed it.

“… Huh?” Read this novel and other amazing translated novels from the original source at the “Novel Multiverse dot com” website @ novelmultiverse.com

“What’s wrong, Papa?”

“No, nothing. Have you eaten, Rhea?”

“Yes!”

“Is it delicious?”

“Yes!!”

Rhea nodded with all her might. 

“Well, then go and eat a lot.”

“All right!”

I, who sent off Rhea, chewed and was hesitating on what to do with the meat in my mouth that I couldn’t swallow.

“Wahahaha, you seem troubled, true friend.”

“Yes, it doesn’t have any taste at all. Are they okay with it?”

“I don’t really know about it, but it seems like that’s how it is.” 

“Huh?”

I looked at Chris.

In the sense of “the taste of a dragon’s food”, it seemed that although Chris was also a dragon, she had no real experience – as expected in her case. 

“Because human seasoning is too strong, dragons seem to prefer almost zero seasoning.”

“Is that so?”

“It seems that there are some flavors that can’t be tasted by human tongues.”

“Can’t be tasted by human tongues?” 

“Yes. True friend, what do you think the color of the sun is?” 

“Why out of the blue… Red, or orange, like that?”

“That’s for humans. Dragons can also see blue and purple colors. “

“Is it so!?”

“Yes, it’s the same thing as that.”

“Huh…”

I nodded with understanding. 

“Oh, what would happen if you eat something with the same seasoning as humans?”

“I too was curious about it a long time ago so I made them do it, but I came to the conclusion that you can have a similar experience by adding all the seasonings to your meal three times more than usual.”

“Ugh…”

It was a dish that you definitely would not want to eat.

When considering it like that, yes.

It was good to have good food.

I continued watching everyone eating.

“What’s wrong, true friend, what are you thinking?”

“Oh, I was thinking about tableware.”

“Tableware?” 

“I’m thinking of preparing tableware for everyone.”

“For what.”

“The food will be better with proper tableware.”

“Hmm, is that so?”

“…..Someone told me before.” 

I remembered a few years ago when a highly knowledgeable man told me something about this over drinks. 

“He said ‘Can you eat your meal from a well-washed dog bowl?’.”

“Wahahaha, I see. That’s going too far but because of that, I quickly understood.” 

“Right? That’s why I’m thinking of preparing tableware for everyone. If it’s something like tableware, I think I can make it as a dragon tool if I listen to their request.”

“Then the meals would be even more delicious.” 

“It’s a good thing, right.”

“Yes.”

Chris burst into laughter.

I was quite motivated thinking that it would improve the quality of everyone’s diet.

Because … As for the current situation.

It was like eating a magnificent feast with disposable chopsticks and paper plates.

Because it was a feast, then the tableware too must be proper. 

“As expected, true friend. Then, true friend, when it’s done, use and show it in front of the merchants. “

“Huh? Why?”

“…Wahahaha, yes,  I see, for true friend, it’s ‘Dragon First’.

“What does that mean?”

“It’s interesting that you think about improving the condition for dragons but you did not associate it with business.”

“Business? …..Oh.”

I clapped my hand when I realized. 

“I see, good tableware can also make money.”

“That’s it.”

I nodded in agreement. 

If that was the case, I was more and more motivated. Read this novel and other amazing translated novels from the original source at the “Novel Multiverse dot com” website @ novelmultiverse.com