I’m a humiliated, incompetent person, but I alone can talk to dragons, so I can choose all the SSS skills and loophole items I want to. I’m going to become famous and respected, so, to the people who humiliated me – Go die in a ditch - Chapter 29

Translator: NovelMultiverse | Editor: NovelMultiverse

In the evening, inside an inn in Mannow.

It was a big town, so we searched a bit and found an inn where you could stay with your dragon.

It was a detached house with a simple dragon house attached to it.

Because it was specially built for dragons to stay in, the inn cost 500 reals, which was quite expensive, but I gave it to them as a gesture of appreciation.

The inn was connected to the dragon house, and I faced the four of us there.

Louise was already asleep.

Emma and Colette were lying on their belly facing me, and Chris was lying on his side with his elbows up on a pillow, like a human, facing me.

” Well, in conclusion, I can. do it,” I said first.

“I casually talked to a few people afterward, and it seems they’ll take it if we just bring it into town. “The Dragon Tear Balm.”

“It’s contraband, isn’t it?” Emma asked me.

“Yeah. The most difficult part is the checkpoints, and once you’re inside, the merchants can do whatever they want.”

“wow…I’m not sure what to make of that,” Emma said with a complicated expression.

It looks like she doesn’t know what to say and is speechless.

“You’re okay with that?”

“Yeah, what do you mean, Colette?”

“So, you’re putting your hands on those things to make money off of them.”

“In the first place, it only allows you to dream whatever you want, and it’s not harmful to your body…”

I cut her off and looked at Chris.

My eyes met Chris.

“Yes, it won’t harm your body. I can assure you of that. I can’t be responsible for the headache you may get from sleeping too much, though.”

Chris said with a smile.

Now I was sure it won’t do any harm to people.

“The reason it’s contraband is for the convenience of people who have powers. If it’s contraband just for convenience, I honestly don’t have to go along with it.”

“Hmm, I see. Well, if it’s okay with you, it’s okay with me,” Colette said.

“Here’s the thing… They didn’t teach me how to make Dragon Tear Balm, as expected.”

“Of course not.”

“It’s no good if you don’t know how to make it.”

“Yeah, that is the problem.”

I stopped speaking at that point.

I put a troubled look on my face.

I had a premonition.

I had a hunch that when I was in trouble like this…

“Gwahahahaha, no worries my true friend. I know how to make the Dragon Tear Balm.”

Chris said something like that to me.

It was just as I planned… or more like.

Chris knows everything, doesn’t he?

I had expected that he would know, but I was impressed when he actually did.

“You really know how, Chris?”

“Ha-ha-ha, there’s nothing in this world I don’t know.”

“No, it’s not.

“No, tsundere, I’m not ‘great’, I am ‘great’. By the way, “tsundere” is an ancient language…”

“Grah!” Colette suddenly bit Chris. 

By the way, I remembered that she had bitten Chris as soon as he said the word tsundere.

Well, that’s that.

“So how do you make the Dragon Tear Balm?” I asked.

“Hmm. Let’s start with the introduction. Dragon’s Tears Balm is the name of the camouflage.” Chris said.

“Camouflage?” I asked.

“What did you think it was when you heard the name true friend?” Chris asked.

“Well, it’s made from dragon tears, isn’t it?” I said.

I could already tell from the conversation that it wasn’t, but I decided to give an honest answer to Chris’s question.

“It’s a perfectly natural association. But it’s not. Dragon Tear Balm has nothing to do with dragon tears.”

“I see… Oh, but it has to do something with dragons right?”

I tried to understand what Chris was saying, chewing on his words as he spoke.

“That’s my true friend, you’re quick on the uptake.”

Chris continued to talk, becoming more and more in a good mood.

“Exactly. It has nothing to do with dragon tears, but it’s definitely dragon-related,” Chris said.

“I see.”

“Oh, my God! So tedious. Just tell me already,” Colette said.

“Hey, don’t interrupt me. I’m trying to bring out the best in my true friend. I’m sure tsundere girl would love to see that too, right?” Chris said.

“Wh… Why would I….,” Colette said.

I don’t know, but Colette stumbled over her words and felt as if Chris had gotten the better of her.

　I’m not sure why though.

“Well, well, well, Chris, I think it’s time for you to proceed on with your story.”

“Well, if that’s what my true friend wants, then so be it. My true friend, why don’t you go and get some fruit called Galian. Three servings should be enough.” Chris said.

“Galian?”

“I saw it at a fruit and vegetable store in town a while ago. Just give me the name and the store owner will know.” Chris said.

“All right, I’ll be right back.” I said.

I got up and left the inn. I remembered the fruit and vegetable store, I believe I walked past it.

Despite that, I don’t remember what kind of fruits are lined up.

It took me about five minutes to get to the fruit and vegetable store, relying on my memory.

It was late in the evening, and the fruits lined up were sparse.

I wondered if it was very busy, but there was not much left.

“Come on in. What are you looking for?”

“Do you have anything called ‘Galian’?”

“Galian you said, that’s right here.”

The old man at the fruit stand picked up a colander full of fruit and showed it to me.

It was black and had a strange shape.

It was about the size of a thumb, and looked like – well, like two crooked horns of a cow put together.

When I picked it up, I found that it looked like a horn, but it was very hard, and the tip was pointed like a horn, so I felt like I could stab myself if I wasn’t careful.[Read this novel and other amazing translated novels from the original source at the “Novel Multiverse dot com” website @ novelmultiverse.com]

Chris said three portions are good enough, but…

“Give me all of these.”

“Yes, thank you sir.”

The old man at the fruit and vegetable store put a colander full of Galians in a bag and handed it to me.

I paid for it and returned to the inn with it.

“…… What are you all doing?”

“When I came back, I saw Colette biting Chris’s tongue and Emma trying to quiet them down.”

What in the world could be going on?

“holp, hi hm hoinh ho hie.”

“No, I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

I can kind of imagine what he is saying though.

“I don’t know what happened, but stop Colette,” I said.

“Fine then.”

Colette showed a hint of sulking but stopped biting.

I took out what I had bought from the bag and looked at Chris.

“Are you sure this is Galian?” I asked.

“Yes. It’s a fruit also known as cow horn,” Chris said.

“It’s exactly what it looks like.” I said.

“Humans are said to eat it by cracking open its shell and taking out the inside, but that’s not important at this point,” Chris said.

“Right.”

It didn’t matter how Galian was eaten.

Now it was about Galian and Dragon Tear Drop.

“Tsundere and Emma, swallow it whol…”

“Gulp!”

“Swallow it whole, can you?”

That was really quick.

Chris was completely unfazed and continued his explanation.

“After you swallow it, keep it in your stomach. Oh, and tsundere, keep it in the first stomach where it will be digested,” Chris said.

“Um, keep it in the stomach?”

Emma asked back with a slight tilt of her head.

“That’s right.”

‘Why don’t you do it, Chris?” Emma asked.

“I can’t do it. I am the one who is perfected and immortal. I don’t need to eat to sustain my life, so my body doesn’t have the ability to eat.”

“Hmm. Useless.” Colette said.

“Gwahahahaha.”

Chris smiled happily.

He even seemed to enjoy Colette’s bad language.

“So, what are you going to do after you swallow it?”

“We just wait.”

“How long?”

“About a month.”

“A month?!”

I was indeed surprised by this.

“You want me to wait that long?”

“Well, after a month, what would normally be expelled as shit…”

“Wait a minute. What did you just say?”

“Hmm? I said it would be expelled as shit.”

“What the hell! I didn’t sign up for that.”

Colette protested vehemently.

I can understand why you would want to protest though.

If someone suddenly says shi… or feces, you would want to protest.

“Gwahahaha, of course, that’s what we’re talking about.”

“Why is it shit? I mean, am I supposed…”

Colette glanced at me.

Yeah, that’s right.

It will probably lead to a discussion about me taking a dump or maybe touching it.

That would be disgusting.

“Listen to me till the end. If you were normal dragons, you’d simply just take a shit, but thanks to me and the true friend, you’re able to be given detailed instructions. When the time comes, I will teach you, and you can spit it out through your mouths.”

“Oh, that’s not bad at all…”

Colette was relieved.

I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or not.

You can’t take a dump, but you can take a puke, I guess?

Well, she is a Mushkhushushu type dragon so maybe it’s too late for that.

“If I keep it in my body for a month, will it turn into Dragon Tears Balm?” Emma asked.

“Yes. These thorns are supposed to sting in the stomach,” Chris said.

“Yes, it will definitely sting.”

I took one of the Galians and stroked it around. It was hard and the horn-like tip was really sharp.

If it was in my stomach, it would sting.

“The body reacts to the foreign object, and something is secreted in the stomach to keep it from stinging, and it wraps around the Galian,” Chris said.

“Oh, like a pearl,” I said.

“That’s my true friend, you’re very perceptive.” Chris smiled with satisfaction.

“The secretion matures in the process of coating, and when it changes and hardens, it becomes Dragon Tears Balm,” Chris said.

“I see. I see. But is it really that simple?” I asked.

“Gwahahahaha, you’re being careless, my friend.” Chris said smiling.

“Wait, what?”

“It may be easy for you true friend, but what about the other dragon knights? How do you expect them to keep it in their stomachs for a month without spitting it out when they can’t speak the language?”

“Oh…”

That’s …… true.

Dragon knights usually use orders, not words, so-called “command” orders to use dragons.

If you say so, it is indeed difficult to command, ‘Don’t throw up for a month’.

“I see… Sorry, Colette, Emma.”

“Sorry about what?” Colette asked.

“You have to swallow that for a month. It’s probably not good for your stoma…”

“Don’t worry, Cyril, it’ll be fine.” Emma replied.

“really?” I asked. 

“I mean, who do you think I am? I’m Colette the Mushkhushushu. It’s a piece of cake to get it in my stomach.” Colette explained.

“Really? You’re amazing.”

“of… of course! Isn’t that obvious,” Colette said.

While praising the two, I thought for a moment.

“What’s the matter, my true friend?” Chris asked.

“It seems to be quite well known how to make this Dragon Tear Balm, doesn’t it?” I said.

“I’m sure people do,” Chris said.

“It would be suspicious if I, a dragon knight, had Galian in my hand over and over again,” I said.

“That’s true.”

“Then I’d better be able to make Galian myself, and secretly too.”

“Gwahahaha, that’s good, that’s great, my true friend.”

“What? What is it?” I asked.

“The idea of managing the production, processing, and sale of raw materials. A true friend has the makings of a great merchant.”

“Is that what it is?”

I don’t know, but when I was trying to make the necessary things happen one after another, Chris gave me a very good evaluation.[Read this novel and other amazing translated novels from the original source at the “Novel Multiverse dot com” website @ novelmultiverse.com]