I’m a humiliated, incompetent person, but I alone can talk to dragons, so I can choose all the SSS skills and loophole items I want to. I’m going to become famous and respected, so, to the people who humiliated me – Go die in a ditch - Chapter 27

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I followed the man.

 

On the way, most of the men were staring at us, probably because we had made a huge stand at the gate.

I could see about a hundred of them, and they were all staring at me.

 

“What’s with these guys, they’re the ones who attacked us, so annoying,” Colette complained frankly.

I agreed with her.

I did it because I was told to do it, but this is really annoying.

 

As I was thinking, “I should give them another shot or something.”

 

At that moment, I felt as if the temperature of the place had suddenly dropped.

It had been warm just before, but all at once a chill, midwinter-like air enveloped the area.

 

And then – the men staring at me all shrunk at once.

Some of them stiffened, some slumped over, and some were incontinent.

Most of them started to be scared of something.

 

“Chris?”

 

There was only one thing I could think of.

I turned around and looked at Chris.

 

“Gwahahahaha, no, I was just giving them a quick glare,” Chris said.

“quick you say…” I said.

“It’s just a quick glare. If I were serious, these little bastards would have had a heart attack and gone to the other side by now,” Chris said happily.

　

“Thank you though,” I said with a sigh.

“No worries, aren’t we true friends?” Chris asked.

“Yes, we are. But still thank you.”

“Gwafwafwafwa.”

 

Chris laughed a little differently than usual, more than ever, and poked me on the head with his paw claws.

I guess he’s trying to pet me.

By the way, for a medium-sized dragon Chris, one claw alone is as big as my head – or rather, my neck.

 

“You… you bastard…”

“Hmm? Oh.”

When I looked forward, I saw a man who looked like the boss had stopped and turned around, staring at me.

“What that …… monster……?” The man asked.

“That’s one of mine.”

“No one told me you had a monster like that,” the man said.

“Oh really?” I replied bluntly.

I could have said something like, “Why do you need to reveal everything I’ve got?” but I was too lazy to do so.

 

“But more importantly, tell me about our work, until when do we need to follow you?”

“…… Tsk,” The man clicked his tongue viciously.

 

“Here is fine,” the man said.

“Are you sure?” I said.

“Hey! you!”

The man looked at his men nearby and signaled them.

 

A few of his men ran off in the direction we were heading, probably to lead us to where we would be taken.

 

“Why are we stopping here?” 

Emma asked the obvious question.

Chris answered it.

 

“I guess they don’t want us to go any deeper.”

“Why?” Emma asked.

“It takes a lot of courage to lure someone in. And I’m guessing they decided they couldn’t control my friend completely, so they stopped here.”

“Umm…….,” Emma thought for a moment.

 

“Okay! So that means they’re scared of Cyril,” Emma said.

“Gwahahaha, you’re right,” Chris laughed happily.

 

“Hmm, even though you lured him yourself.”

“I’ve seen it before, a woman who seduced a guy out and then later complains that he assaulted her.”

 

“Come on…” I said.

 

Louise made a rather harsh analogy. It is true that they are similar, but… no, well, they are “the same”.

 

While I was strangely agreeing with Louise’s analogy, the guys from earlier came back from the back.

They were carrying a number of boxes.

The boxes were laid out in front of the boss man.

 

“Here’s the stuff,” the man said.

“I see.” I said.

“Take this to a guy named Gigu in a town called Mannow,” the man followed.”

“Can I take it?”

“Yeah, but Mannow has a city wall and a checkpoint at the entrance. You’ll have to deal with it.”

“Okay.”

“Get the money from Gigu.”

“Okay,” I nodded.

 

“Anything else?” I asked.

　

The job itself was a simple one: “take the luggage to the designated place” but since things were things, I asked if there were any precautions.

Though I asked him.

 

“When you’re done, go fuck yourself somewhere else.”

 

What came back was a childish swear word.

 

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“What was that, it pisses me off!” Louise said.

“Yes… it does make me a little angry,” Emma said.

“If Master hadn’t stopped me, I would have chewed him to death,” Colette said.

 

On the way from the fort to the designated Mannow.

starting from Colette, Louise and Emma were both quite angry, although to a lesser extent. 

“Was it okay to let them say that, Master?” Louise asked me, while I rode on her back.

“Yes, if only Cyril had said something, we could have…”

“It’s okay, just let him say that,” I said.

“But…”

“Gwahahahaha, you all are so young,” Chris laughed and chided the three of them.

 

“Take a lesson from your true friend, don’t be swayed by a small thing like that, this is what I call a big person.”

“I understand that, but…”

“Hmm?” Chris’s eyes widened.

He seemed to be amused by the fact that Emma was unusually direct in her opposition.

 

“I can put up with whatever is said to me, but I can’t put up with insults to people I respect,” Emma said.

“… Gwahahahaha, you got me on that one,” Chris was puzzled for a moment, then laughed even harder than before.

 

“Mm, you’re right,” Chris acknowledged Emma’s point of view.

 

“Cyril, I still want to go back and get those people…”

‘Well, well, well, don’t worry about it. You don’t have to waste your time with that kind of thing,” I said.

“…… If that’s what you want, Cyril,” grudgingly, Emma backed down.

I’m not sure if Louise and Colette were trying to say the same thing, but at the same time, their momentum was waning.

 

“Anyways, focus right now on delivering the Dragon Tear Balm,” I said.

“You said there was a checkpoint, right?” Emma said.

“What is this checkpoint you speak of? asked Colette.[Read this novel and other amazing translated novels from the original source at the “Novel Multiverse dot com” website @ novelmultiverse.com]

 

“Yes, sometimes in larger cities, there are checkpoints to control and limit the flow of things and people,” Emma answered. 

“You seem very familiar.”

“I went to a few of them when I was in Lindworm,” Emma answered.

“Oh I see,” I was convinced.

 

Compared to Louise and Colette, Emma has a quiet personality and doesn’t usually assert herself much, so she tends to hide in many ways.

After Chris came, this became even more obvious.

That’s why it’s easy to forget about her, but Emma has been working at Lindworm for a long time, and she has much more work experience than Louise and Colette.

 

She’s probably been through a lot more than I imagined.

 

Even just a few minutes ago, it felt like she had the swagger to say, “I’ll go into the fort, even if it’s just by myself.”

 

“Um, so. If the Dragon Tear Balm is found at the checkpoint we’re going to be in big trouble,” Emma said.

 

Now, all the Dragon Tear Balms are in Colette’s stomach.

Colette is a Mushkhushushu type that has three storage stomachs and is good at carrying things.

 

“I guess I’ll be the first to be searched at the checkpoint,” Louise said.

‘I’m sure they’ll have some experience with the belly of Mushkhushushu type.

 

“…… What should we do?” Colette looked at me.

 

Colette looked at me.

Her tone of voice was not so different from usual, but she seemed a little anxious.

 

“Don’t worry, I’ve thought of that,” I said.

“Gwahahahaha, that’s my true friend. So, what are you going to do about it?”

“First of all,…”

 

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The city of Mannow, the entrance.

There was a city wall surrounding the city, which looked like the ramparts of a fort.

 

Of course, if there were walls, there were also gates.

 

There was a line of people waiting to get in, and the gatekeepers were at the checkpoint.

 

“Well, as we discussed,” I turned around and told the four of them.

Of the four, Chris, Louise, and Emma looked their usual selves, but Colette was the only one who looked bloated.

 

She was almost three times her original size.

She was as big as Chris, who was a medium-sized animal.

 

“Is Colette okay?”

“Who do you think I am? I can handle this,” Colette said, being proud of herself. 

It doesn’t look like she is in pain at all, even though her volume has expanded three times.

 

I was reminded once again of the greatness of the Mushkhushushu type.

 

“Let’s go, then,” I said, and started walking again with the four of us.

　I got off Louise’s back and started walking on my own.

 

“Stop there!”

 

When we came to the castle gate, a guard stopped us.

We stopped.

 

Two of the guards came towards us.

 

They stared at me and Colette – especially Colette.

 

“You’re a dragon knight right. What’s your name and guild?”

“Cyril Larose. The guild name is Dragon First,” I said my name and took out the guild card I was carrying, and handed it to her.

One of the guards took it and checked it.

 

The other came in front of Colette.

 

“Mushkhushushu type, is ii? What’s in the belly?” the guard said.

“It’s not much, sir,” I replied.

“I’ll be the judge of that. Let me out.”

“Here?”

“Yeah.”

“All of it?”

“Of course.”

“Hmm, well, we’re in town now, so…,” I tapped Colette’s foot, trying not to be too theatrical.

Then Colette opened her mouth and spit the inside out.

Water spurted out of her mouth.

It was like a little waterfall, spewing out water.

 

The water spewed out all at once, and I and the other gatekeepers nearby were ankle-deep in it.

The other passengers around me looked at me in surprise saying, “What the hell?”

 

Of course, the gatekeepers who were nearby were more surprised.

 

“What the hell is this?”

“Hey! What are you doing?”

“It’s water. You can’t travel without water.”

“That’s not why you need so much of it!”

“What are you talking about? You need water for drinking, for washing your face, for making tea, for boiling noodles.”

“Boiling noodles?” one of the gatekeepers shouted in an absurd voice.

 

 “What, you boil noodles for a meal in the field?”

“Of course. Of course, it’s a hassle to throw away the boiling water. If you pour it down the drain, it gets sticky.”

“enough, that’s enough,” the gatekeeper interrupted me.

In the meantime, Colette spits out “all the water”.

 

When I saw that, I said,

 

“The dragon has spit everything out. Is this okay?”

 

The gatekeeper glanced at Colette.

Colette, who had spit out all the water and had returned to a normal size for a Mushkhushushu.

 

She still has a “little bit of Dragon Tear Balm” in her stomach, but compared to earlier, it’s a much more normal size for a Mushkhushushu.

 

“Enough, get the hell out of here.”

“Yes, sir. Oh, where can you buy water in this town…”

“Ask any merchant in the city!”

 

The gatekeeper was annoyed and forced us to go inside.

 

We entered the city.

Once inside the city, we were well away from the entrance.

 

“Cyril, you’re amazing, there wasn’t even a hint of an inspection.”

“It’s not a trick you can use more than once. It’s like a one-shot deal.”

“It’s still amazing!” Emma said, and Louise and Chris both had the same look of praise on their faces as if they were praising me.

Anyway, this allowed me to safely enter the city with the Dragon Tear Balm.[Read this novel and other amazing translated novels from the original source at the “Novel Multiverse dot com” website @ novelmultiverse.com]