I heard that I’m super fierce - Chapter 146

Translator: NovelMultiverse | Editor: NovelMultiverse

Lin You did not speak, but the comments were uncomfortable.

—One person and one monkey staring at each other for ten thousand years

—?????

—What the hell? Staring at each other for ten thousand years hahahahahahahahahahaha

—Huh, what the hell is Sister You thinking about?

—I’m floating, I’m starting to speculate on the big shot’s thoughts

—My, my female ghost laughed, but why do I have a bad feeling when I see it?!

—You still have a hunch, think about the really unlucky ghosts…

—The one who sounds sad and the one who sheds tears

—That monkey wearing a necklace is Liangliang, right? Is it really Liangliang?? Liangliang, run quickly. If you don’t run, it will be too late!!!

But it was obvious that neither Lin You nor the monkey had any plans to move.

The latter seemed to be unaware that his fate was at stake, and stood in place like a real monkey. Then, as if suddenly relieved, it screamed, gesticulating something.

Some viewers who didn’t know the history of the Foundation still couldn’t figure out the situation.

—?? Is this really a doctor???

—Is the Foundation so inclusive?! Can a monkey be a doctor??!

—No, no, no, no, he was transformed by humans

—Brother! Speak human words, brother!

“No,” Lin You also said solemnly, “I don’t understand.”

The monkey’s performance here was really like a human being—it used its hind legs to prop up its body, rested its chin in one hand and sank into a thinking position, and snapped its fingers in a few seconds.

It turned its head and pulled something from out of nowhere. It looked like a handwriting tablet that was prepared for communication. Lin You seriously suspected that the previous performance was just for fun.

I have heard of you.

Even the audience in the live broadcast room could see that the expression on its face become solemn, and they couldn’t help but speculate whether the other party was going to make any warnings or whether he wanted to negotiate with the boss.

He was also one of the four doctors of the apocalypse, no matter how he says it, it won’t be easy—

The monkey lowered his head and painted, then raised the tablet again.

So, I’m curious, can you tame SCP-682 by rubbing its belly with a roll of newspaper?

Comments:……

Was this your focus?!!

Lin You: “…”

To be fair, the Indestructible Reptile was really a socialite. She used him to capture so many SCP, and now even the personnel director was going to be captured.

Lin You nodded, “Um”.

“I haven’t done it,” she said, “but you can try.”

“Maybe you don’t even use newspapers.”

Lin You said thoughtfully.

He never thought that she would actually nod in agreement. The viewers who watched the live broadcast had no memory of drinking water, choking on the water, coughing, spitting it out on the screen, and almost falling off the chair.

—SCP-682: ?????

—682: Do I not need face? Huh??

—I laugh so hard hahahahahahahahaha

—Your friend “SCP-682” has clicked to report to the live broadcast

—It’s over. I’m afraid these two people are going to blow up the Foundation building

Depending on what the well-known doctor did, the official website also specifically listed a full page of up to three hundred “things that Dr. Bright is not allowed to do in the Foundation.” Although this was just a funny column, it was enough to illustrate his nature.

Among them, “Don’t tell new researchers that you can tame SCP-682 with a roll of newspaper to rub its abdomen” was the second most popular.

Although the funny item was not equivalent to Dr. Liangliang himself, the game obviously adopted some of the settings in it to some extent. It wasn’t that he didn’t encourage new employees to do this, but he was extremely curious whether anyone could do it.

The Old Man chose a good sneaking position, and his chaotic footsteps were finally heard.

Lin You rolled her eyes and opened her picture book casually.

With the huge amount of experience rewards from the last competitive mode, plus the miscellaneous instances that followed, was enough for her to rise to the next level.

Her skills have also changed accordingly. Although the changes were limited, at least it allowed her to use the card sleeve more flexibly.

She took out SCP-106 earlier, and now there was one chance left. Lin You only waved her hand gently, and the huge body that appeared in front of them out of thin air filled the entire corridor.

SCP-682: “…”

It heard from the picture book, but it fucking thought she was just talking about it, but it turned out to be real?!

Even if it was a sign of surrendering to her a little, the Indestructible Reptile was flatly unwilling to put up with people—especially now that the other party was a monkey-touching his belly.

Enough is enough!

There was a vague roar in SCP-682’s throat, and its fangs appeared from the corners of his grinning mouth. It was about to violently hurt it the next second—

A figure flashed past Lin You, leaving only a specious sneer.

The Indestructible Reptile squatted back to the ground in seconds.

Not only that, but buried his head between his two front paws, and the roar turned into a whimper, sounding like he had been wronged.[Read this novel and other amazing translated novels from the original source at the “Novel Multiverse dot com” website @ novelmultiverse.com]

His figure collapsed into a mess.

Although Lin You was aware of it, she had disappeared when she turned her head back quickly. The monkey incarnation of the doctor caught a glimpse of it, and its eyes rolled around, trying to gauge the difference in strength between the two sides.

Although neither of them could see clearly, this did not affect the sharp-eyed viewers in the live broadcast room!

—What happened?? 682, why did you succumb?

—I took a screenshot! My lonely hands have the proof! I certify that it is Nyarlathotep!!

—??!!!!!

—WTF, you’re so self aware. You came out to help my Sister You to threaten people. You don’t need her to know, can we appreciate the true love together?

—The devil group is locked, I swallowed the key, and I declare that I have the real thing!

—Why did you suddenly mention the couple??

—682: Cthulhu is great?!

—Nyar: sorry, the Cthulhu can do whatever he wants

—I will make it have its belly rubbed in the future

—Rub it every day, rub it every day

—???? It’s a shame that you didn’t post a GIF

—Ghost, the commenting ghost is online again

—No way, I’m going to laugh to death hahahaha, look at 682, look at it, hahahahahahaha

The Indestructible Reptile lay on the ground, turning over his small half of his body almost irreverently. The “monkey” who was willing to tempt death bounced over, touching the other party’s…belly in the murderous gaze of the Indestructible Reptile who wished to swallow him directly.

After it was finished, he screamed twice.

Although there were no skills for human-monkey dialogue, this time it was no longer necessary to use the tablet. Lin You and the audience in the live broadcast room, unexpectedly understood its meaning.

Very soft.

—…Why am I a little… in awe

—It turns out that 682’s belly is very soft!! I want to touch it too!!!!

—Me too!

—SCP-682 is about to be promoted to the new mascot

—What, isn’t it him?

—Big shot, would you like to touch your belly? (Funny)

—682: I $%#$%*

SCP-682 came out unexpectedly, then went back angrily, without even saying half of the word “no”—it wanted to resist, but did it dare?!

“How about,” Lin You raised her eyebrows and asked, “Would you like to think about it, just like Iris?”

—He could follow her.

“After that, you can do whatever you want.”

She paused, “Even if it means… to rest in peace forever.”

When she said this, something obviously moved in the monkey’s eyes.

Few people knew the true reason for Dr. Bright’s willingness to die.

His soul was imprisoned in that necklace, and he could live forever but he could not choose to die out of his own will.

Lin You had seen the experimental records of the Desire Camera. Just like the picture taken by the camera of the little girl of SCP-053 was playing with the Indestructible Reptile wearing a small floral skirt, the picture of him just showed a simple tombstone engraved with “RIP Jack Bright”.

The eyes of the doctor who temporarily turned into a monkey shook for a moment, but it was nothing more than his eyes.

It shook its head and acted to show that it would not agree.

To be honest, this result was not beyond Lin You’s expectations. She had thought that this corner would not be so easy to dig, but she still asked one more sentence: “Why?”

There were many reasons—his brother and sister who are still in the Foundation decided to work for the Foundation wholeheartedly even though they longed to rest in peace.

But……

I can’t go with you.

The monkey opened the door of an office next to him, jumped onto the computer on the desk, and instead of using the tablet, he tapped on the keyboard instead.

In exchange, I can give you a referral.

One logo after another emerged, and it introduced these organizations one by one.

—They were all colleagues of the Foundation.

Lin You understood.

In this world where supernatural things were rampant, of course there was more than the Foundation alone. The Chaos Insurgency that caused the last containment breach at Site 19 was one, and these organizations were also competitors and enemies of the Foundation.

MCD Co., Ltd. They like to treat abnormal items or incidents as commodities and sell them to the rich for profit, and they must have a lot of stock in their hands.

The Broken God, a cult church, believes in abnormal objects as fragments of the Mechanical God. If you have the chance to get in, you will know.

GOC, Global Occult Coalition. They believe that abnormal things can only be a threat to human beings, and they adhere to the principle of killing. Although maintaining a neutral relationship, it also caused us a lot of trouble—

They have been dealing with us for many years and have a lot of information. If you agree not to take our containment items, you can make a deal. 

Needless to say, Lin You was really tempted.

It was good to use the information provided by the Foundation and cooperate with them to get some cards from other organizations.

Anyway, one party wanted to save cards and one party wanted to fight hostile organizations. This was a win-win situation.

At worst, she would return as a traitor and the Foundation would contain her.

The two sides reached a consensus with their own ghosts, and when they looked at each other and smiled, a certain monkey who had temporarily succeeded in making trouble for the future hid his merits and fame, and nodded with satisfaction.

—He was really a genius.[Read this novel and other amazing translated novels from the original source at the “Novel Multiverse dot com” website @ novelmultiverse.com]