I heard that I’m super fierce - Chapter 134

Translator: NovelMultiverse | Editor: NovelMultiverse

“Hahaha, hahahaha!”

In the silent night sky, a series of wild laughter shook people’s eardrums a little.

“Hahahahahahahahahahaha!” This “Slime” indeed had a super tickling skill. The protruding tentacles were tickling on his skin, and the person was thrown to the ground by it. The rolling player laughed so hard that he couldn’t breathe, and he yelled intermittently, “Hahahaha, go away, go away!”

But these words fell onto SCP-999’s deaf ears. It was the same if it didn’t hear it. It also chuckled sharply, exuding a pleasant fruit scent, and it became more and more happy to hear the other party smile so happy. It was excited.

Whether it was playing with staff in the Foundation or playing with the player now, SCP-999 had always had very simple thinking. It had a desire to bring happiness to the human beings he loved, and the previous bitter and deep hatred of this human being was too much. It had already made up its mind to do everything it could to make him happy—just like when it faced SCP-682 in the first place.

“Hahahaha I am hahahaha wrong hahahaha—“

The player laughed for almost three minutes. Tears burst out, and finally he couldn’t hold it back. He stumbled and begged for mercy: “Stop hahahaha stop, I can’t stand it hahahahahahahaha!!”

“Eh,” Lin You hadn’t let go so easily, “How about showing sincerity or something?”

“Hahahaha, just tell me, I can still draw a map for you! My fucking stomach hurts hahahahahahahaha—“

This was enough.

As soon as Lin You snapped her fingers, the tickling movements ceased.

It slowly turned around. There was a little bit of grievance and reluctance between the gestures, and even looked at the gap and scratched the person underneath twice. The player’s already low laughter suddenly rose again. He clutched his stomach and shrank into a ball.

Lin You: “…”

Hey!

Under her warning gaze, SCP-999 slowly moved away its jelly-like body and twisted towards the player who had collapsed on the ground.

If it had eyes, it would look reluctant to turn its head one step at a time. Before leaving, it touched the player’s face intimately with its “tentacles” wrapped in a smooth capsule.

Compared to it, this poor player was not at all sad.

On the contrary, he never wanted to experience the sensation of being tickled ever again. He panted “ha, ha,” sat on the ground with his head up with both hands, and crawled backward four or five meters, keeping his feet to the “slime” that was shrunk by Lin You’s legs.

“Ha…Haha…” He said with difficulty, “Do you have pen and paper?”

When the three dwarf ghosts heard these words, they felt that they had the merit of arresting this person, and happily went to get what he wanted.

The player fell to the ground without strength, still saying “haha” from time to time.

“Hey,” Geng Qinghe said blankly, “It stopped tickling you, why…?”

“Maybe he laughed too much.”

Skull and Crossbones calmly analyzed, and couldn’t help shaking his head and sighing, “It’s great, I wish I could still be tickled. You see, I don’t even have any flesh.”

The player: “………………”

Go away!!!

He didn’t even have the strength to scold him. He was so pitiful and helpless and wanted to lie flat on the ground with a smile. He deeply doubted what he had done wrong in his previous life to be assigned to the camp that was hostile to the boss.

Perhaps the despair on his face was so obvious that even the skull could not help but utter a word of comfort.

“Young man,” it said deeply, “you are still very lucky.”

It simply counted them one by one, “At least you haven’t been stuffed with peppers, flushed down the toilet, been punctured, had your hometown demolished, been chewed, been pushed into the ceiling…”

Lin You: “…”

Did she want face?!

The player: “…thank you for not killing me.”

It turned out that he didn’t know there were still so many ghosts who suffered such diversified poisonous hands.

Wouldn’t it be better if you think about mental balance?

“Go.”

Lin You squinted at the skull, but it was the only one who hurriedly closed its mouth. Nyahlathotep laughed brazenly beside him. He was so happy, and he finally laughed enough before coughing pretentiously.

“Oh,” even Geng Qinghe couldn’t help it. Fortunately, the three little ghosts came over with paper and pen at this time. He hurriedly said, “Look, sister You, they are here.”

The player’s laughter was finally over, and he quickly crouched on the tree trunk and scribbled out the road map.[Read this novel and other amazing translated novels from the original source at the “Novel Multiverse dot com” website @ novelmultiverse.com]

He didn’t dare to fool around. The thing that looked like slime was squatting on the edge, ready to pounce again.

In case a lie was discovered…

He didn’t dare think about it.

If SCP-999 knew, he would have to be wronged for a while—it really just wanted to play with him.

When the simple map was drawn, the human player hurriedly handed it to Lin You, fearing that she would let someone else do it, and grabbed the red rope on his wrist first.

“I’ll do it myself,” he said hurriedly, “…are there any scissors?”

Before the words were over, the three dwarf ghosts grinned and found a pair of scissors that had been prepared.

The player stared at them, rubbed his sore stomach, and sighed faintly.

Forget it, he was convinced of the loss.

…He just hoped that next time he could be assigned to the same camp as the boss.

The scissors fell with a crisp “click” sound and the player’s figure disappeared in a blink of an eye—it was not difficult to imagine how he would complain about bitterness after he went out, and beat those unfounded rumors.

Lin You stood under the street lamp, taking advantage of the light to observe the map left by the other party.

In addition to the tall ghosts who were still running around outside the enchantment and surrounding a few players who have escaped, the sounds in the distance also weakened—it could be regarded as a deal.

Now the players who were basically out of the game were originally assigned to the border between the west and the north, and the only things left to be solved were those from the east and the south.

The player really clearly marked it out, and also stated that it was a school and a museum.

“Go clockwise, to the west.”

Lin You thoughtfully said: “Let’s get closer.”

Naturally, Geng Qinghe had no objection. Nyahlathotep lazily said that they figured it out on their own, and he went back to rest.

Those ghosts also recognized that their tasks were almost completed, and they returned to the ghost card.

Geng Qinghe looked at the extra figures on the surface of the card, and he couldn’t help but feel a little sigh. On the other side of the road, bus 375 stopped by the curb. Seeing that they were the only ones coming, the driver didn’t want to be shocked with these two humans alone. He wanted to plunge into the ghost card like everyone else. Unexpectedly, Lin You held the bus door first and cut off his thoughts.

Everything was so familiar.

“Don’t don’t don’t, I don’t mean anything else.” In the driver’s “please let me go” pleading eyes, Lin You smiled and stepped into the car. She approached and took the hand-drawn map and passed it to him, “It’s too far to walk, can you take us another ride?”

The driver took it with a bitter face. Did this have something to do with his thoughts?

When both of them got in the car, he pulled the handbrake and stepped on the accelerator. The bus drove forward slowly, and when he reached the first intersection, he twisted the steering wheel and turned the front of the bus.

“…Weird.”

Before driving far, Lin You suddenly heard the skull mutter in a strange tone.

It twisted and twisted as if trying to discern its position, and it seemed to feel something suddenly while hesitating and yelled abruptly.

“Wait, stop in front!”

Lin You raised her eyebrows knowingly. She had seen such an urgent attitude before, and at this moment she guessed something in her heart—he most likely sensed his body parts.

When the driver turned his head and asked for her opinion in the rearview mirror, Lin You nodded and listened to it.

Anyway, they still had time.

“Thanks.” Seeing the hope of finding the body one step closer, the skull smiled and hurriedly continued, “Go forward, go forward a little bit—”

It pointed to a very narrow alley. The bus was not able to get in. The driver parked the car at the entrance of the alley and let Lin You get out of the bus.

“Here…”

Passing through the alley, the skull said hesitantly, and then immediately said: “No, no, no, go there.”

It pointed the way step by step, and even Lin You couldn’t tell whether they had turned the first corner in the dark, and how many old signboards they passed before finally reaching the entrance of a narrower alley. 

Compared with other places, it was not dark here.

On the contrary, a string of small light bulbs with blackened inner walls hung on the wall. The light in the small bulbs was not very bright, but it could also faintly reveal that there was a dead-end inside, and this alley had only one building at the end.

Across the high wall, she couldn’t see what was going on inside, but it was certain that this household occupied such a large area.

When they walked further to the tightly closed wooden gate, Lin You thought that the decoration style was quite ancient. She just pushed it gently and heard the creaking sound of the spinning column underneath that was in disrepair.

The sound was dull and ear-piercing, and it was a bit more weird.

After she glanced at the door, she did not go through the door.

“Are you sure you are inside?” Lin You asked.

“Almost,” Skull didn’t dare to say too hard, “It feels like there may be more than one piece.”

The courtyard of this old house was not small. The wind was strong, the trees planted on the roadside were also rustling in the evening wind, and the falling shadows were also shaking indistinctly. Not far away, there seemed to be a light like a ghost fire shining brightly. It flickered, and it simply reminded them that they should not go too deep.

“Sister You…” Seeing this scene, Geng Qinghe couldn’t help but hesitate for a few minutes.

He was still a little flustered.

“What’s there to be afraid of?”

The skull that used to be scared has long strengthened his courage with someone in one way or another, and it spoke quietly.

“Anyway, one of us is a ghost that is reincarnated, and the ghost will be worried, in short—”

Geng Qinghe took the sentence with a ghostly envoy: “…’The ghost will be worried’?”

Lin You: “…”

They were enough.[Read this novel and other amazing translated novels from the original source at the “Novel Multiverse dot com” website @ novelmultiverse.com]